Of all the CALAMITIES!!!!?

1) Drew blood while drawing the curtains


2)Grilled my hand to a tender golden brown while making toast


3)Cut my hand..........With a DAGGER


4)Tried making a sandwich, ended up making a HANDWICH


5)Got into the car, ended up driving myself up th wall


6)Stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat., ended up taking a bite out of myself(false teeth in backwards)


7)Went to help an old fart, been pooting all day cause he gave me a farting disease


8)Went to a gymnastics session, athletically jumped over the cliff of INSANITY


9)Was meeting friends. got lost and somehow ended up on the set of LOST.


10) Was meeting the man of my dreams.......





























THEN I WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!








Star if funny. lol

Of all the CALAMITIES!!!!?
Babe! hell that's me..aha! Ive backed into a wall...When i was a learner driver i bumped a road worker up the ***, he flew in the whole he was looking at...This is true, I'm a real calamity Ive bit my self by accident,made my gum bleed, Ive lost my baby brother,at the maul in Detroit, yup! it sounds like me....
Reply:well you better get a good position before you go to bed...





waking up on the wrong side gives you the CALAMITIES. *smiles*
Reply:heeheehee


you keep making me laugh


this time it was a 'giggle'
Reply:great :)


just like all of your posts


keep'em coming
Reply:Have a star. That was so funny. Thanks for the laugh. lol
Reply:lol sounds like a bad day to me , have a star, keep posting
Reply:not bad, not bad at all


its star time
Reply:hahahahahahaa nice one!!!
Reply:Sounds atypical day that!
Reply:Phew