Worst Rap lyrics....?

What are some examples of lyrics that just make you think, how the hell did you get a deal?





eg. Paul Wall


" got diamonds all in my mouth


in my grill and in my jaw


platinum teeth and princess cuts


my mouth is similar to a disco ball


i'm paul wall my smile is blindin


my ice is shining like a chandelier"








I wonder how many will be from the South?

Worst Rap lyrics....?
"I'm as serious as cancer when I say...Rhythm is a dancer"





.....oh lord
Reply:all the lyrics of the song crank that by soulja boy
Reply:im tired of using technology?
Reply:http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0oq0kLXu6Q...
Reply:"who let the dogs out?





get back you flea infested mongrel"





ahaha baha men ..
Reply:Just pick any one


Rock Lives Forever !
Reply:Move xxxxx move bxxxx get out the way uh oh here i come here i go dont jump XXXX move im doing 100 on the highway so if you do the speed limit get the xxxx out of my way .Ludacris move xxxx
Reply:'Soulja boy up in this oh watch me crank it watch me roll .. ' - Crank That Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy


One of the worst rap songs EVER invented, also one of the most terrible dances.
Reply:Does the hating ever stop?





Edit: Because you can't just judge hip hop by East Coast standards. Seems salty to me.





"The South got somethin' to say!" said Dre








Plus, every region has their fair share of wack *** rappers, must I point that out?
Reply:Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby.





"Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it", or some s**t like that. Check out the puke while I get a bucket!!!
Reply:don't ever fix your lips like coligen,


say something where you might end up apologin


-Kanye West





i got the inna-net goin nuts


but T-Ferris got my back


so now im holdin my nuts


-Paul Wall
Reply:put this ***** to sleep, i nightgowned it- bad and brilliant at the same time by weezy f baby!!
Reply:Weezy in 100 Million:





"I, I, I all nighted, I every dayed it


And when it comes to my dues, I over payed it


Rated hood *****, ***** I’m hood *****


I aint a asshole, but I’m on some hood ****


I wish I would switch, I don’t know how


Blood gang sworm like a red ant pile


Mean mug, like I can’t smile


Like my grill big, Coast me a 100 thou"
Reply:38 revolve like the sun round the earth.





Jay-Z - It's hot.





Er... seems he really is God MC, he's managed to alter the laws of nature here.





And





If you're not a square from Delaware


and you've got on clean underwear





I love that song, but those lyrics crack me up.
Reply:Cam'ron





Song: Takeover freestyle





Line: "pack shotguns like Elmer Fudd"











Nice %26amp; Smooth





Song: Sometimes I Rhyme Slow





(Greg Nice) Line: "Sometimes I rhyme slow/sometimes I rhyme quick/I'm sweeter and thicker than a Chico Stick








D4L





Song: Laffy Taffy





I had to include a whole verse on this one:


"I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum/I'm Mr. Chico Stick/I wanna dun dun dunt/cause you so thick/girls call me Jolly Rancher/cause I stay so hard/you can suck me for a long time/girl this ain't no dance flo'/this a candy sto'/and I'm really geeked up/and I got mo' dro'/I wop? I roll/It's all I do/It's the summertime/but yo' laffy taffy got me cold/gone get loose/gone get low/don't be shy/ho I'm Faybo/I know you wanna ride/you a star and it shows/well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go





Cam'ron





Song: You Gotta Love It





This is how Cam disses Jay-Z: "Wars to play, like a bumper sticker smack a grill/Paul Wall cap a grill but them cats are daffy dills"








Mobb Deep





Song: Give It to Me





Prodigy was once regarded as one of the best rappers. Oh, how the mighty have fallen: "I'm tired of finger ******' this phone/phone calls bore me you got me horny"
Reply:erm


all of them
Reply:F U Man, Paul Wall in "Drive Slow" Spit his verse like no other. Listen/Read that song. You will see the skill, and obviously listening is way better than reading. Cam'Ron has some lame verses....
Reply:It's Tricky - Run dmc





This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital


To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)


It's Tricky is the title, here we go...





It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)


It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky





Verse 1





I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly


Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early


These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me


Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"





It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)


It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky





Verse 2





In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme


They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time


And in the city it's a pity cos we just can't hide


Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside





It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)


It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!





Verse 3





When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time


I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cos I make up a rhyme


I'm not braggin', people naggin' cos they think I'm a star


Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far


A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play


Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay


I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cos I'm on TV


They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me





It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)


It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time


It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...





Verse 4





We are not thugs (we don't use drugs) but you assume (on your own)


They offer coke (and lots of dope) but we just leave it alone


It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit


You keep on (rock!) shock! Cos this is it...
Reply:ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH ..... They're all the WORST!!!!!!
Reply:Yea seriously and whats with all the hating on Soulja Boy I mean he does have some pretty dumb songs (Crank That) but wow do we really have to hear from like every other person that they hate him