Is 43 too old for a fat bald guy to start break dancing.?

I sure hope not. I've had Westwood pimp my Mini Metro and I have made my own pimp stick from bottle tops and boogas. I have found that by wrapping the goldy foil from Bournville chocolate bars around your front teeth you can make a fairly convincing gangster grill. I feel the time of the low budget hip hop sensation is right around the corner.

Is 43 too old for a fat bald guy to start break dancing.?
Not at all. Gerome Horowitz aka Curly Howard was a fat, bald guy. And he was about that age when he invented break dancing.





He wasn't big on bling, though. When you got the skills, you don't need the gear.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtjfDmPcu...
Reply:Yes!!!!
Reply:umm if ur fat, u'll probably want 2 get in shape.
Reply:i'd have to say yes.....sorry.
Reply:Yes. Not only it is too old, but it's also too weird.
Reply:not if it isnt for a 46 yr old.. thats been moonwalking for 20 years...LOL...
Reply:consult your physician
Reply:I'd throw a quarter at you if I saw you out there doing your thing in the streets. I'd aim for your fat face.
Reply:Absolutley....unless you are trying to do it for comedic value, in that case, knock yourself out.
Reply:you might not fit in with the other people but if you really want it then WAY TO GO !
Reply:You'll be quite a sight now, but once you're in your 50s you'll REALLY make an impression!
Reply:Now the grill is a bit much, lol. But if it makes you happy, go for it! Be careful with the break dancing, so you don't end up breaking something! Good luck!!!!
Reply:I don't quite know how to respond!


Please send pics and video
Reply:Find a new hobby......
Reply:Not at all! Go for it :)
Reply:There is nothing cooler than a balding, fat middle aged man moon-walking and poppin' and lockin'. If you master the robot, you'll be fighting the girlies off with a stick!
Reply:LOL...freaking hilarious. Go for it, geezer!
Reply:Oh my!!


Sooooo Young!!!


Don't mind 'em!


I swear!!!


If na lie, make I bath Nekid 4 bathroom!!!


Make I fall from River enter ship!!


I no dey tell lie, I swear!!!
Reply:Yeah! get them trainers back on lazy bones.


This guy is actually really fit for a fat git but when you are 6' 3" you can be what ever you want. He only looks like he ate one space hopper. And the only break dancing he's likely to do is break a dansette record player.
Reply:What would Karl Rove do?
Reply:Glad to see you've got your outfit together. Don't forget the gold chain and see-through aquarium high-heeled sneakers. In answer to your question, 43/fat/bald is not at all too old to start break dancing. The bald pate actually comes in handy when you spin on it, although a slathering of grease thereupon helps with the friction reduction. Keep on dancin' and you'll never grow old.
Reply:It depends on what part you want to break. A hip?
Reply:Look pal with your attitude I am gonna give ya a shovel and a bucket for your 44th.